Pj Collection

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PJ of the day:
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
..
"1 is neither composite nor prime"

Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...

mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...


Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak tha jo mera present…
Aaj ho gaya hai past…
Kal tak tha jo mera present…
Aaj ho gaya hai past…
Offer valid till stocks last..

Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
try
think!!!
donno???
cuz
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Gaur farmaiye
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
Wah wah wah

Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
Aftr a gr8 career Amitab Bacchn took rest
..
Aftr a gr8 career Amitab Bacchn took rest
..
taste me best mummy aur everest..!!

Mr Jeet ws standin in a queue 2 buy a movie tckt
a man stnding behind him stole his wallet.
name d thief??
Ans: DARR 'Qyunki darr k aage jeet hai'

Aatma chor gayi shareer purana
Aatma chor gayi shareer purana
didi tera devar diwana..

Ek ladka tha, uska naam tha Ganesh
bt every1 use 2 cal him "anesh",
whr is d G missing?
Ans: G is takn by Kailash Kher
        (tere naam se G lu)!

Kisi ko hurt karna is great blunder
gor farmaiaga
Kisi ko hurt karna is great blunder..
Thums Up, Taste the Thunder!!

Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
A 4 Apple, B 4 Banana..

Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha 1 SACH..
wah wah
Romeo ne Juliet se bola tha 1 SACH..
Asli masale.. sach sach - M.D.H... M.D.H..

Blood donate karne k phle hamesha uska group jachna
wah wah
Blood donate karne k phle hamesha uska group jachna
Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna..

please eat Parle G and not tiger..
y? y? y?
only 1411 tigers left!

Wat happens aftr a lion roars?
think..
Tom N Jerry Cartoon start!!

This pj might damage ur senses to think...
what would u get if a cow dances???
Guidance!!!

He is kissing..She is kissing..
wah wah
he is kissing..she is kissing..
wah wah
Some text missing..Some text missing..
wah wah wah..

Agar bimar ho toh dhundo koi chemist
wah wah
agar bimar ho to dhundo koi chemist
wah wah
My Name is Khan and I am not a terrorist..

Height of irritation:
Signboard on d side of a highway-
"You are not looking at d road right now, so be careful!"

Woody Pj.
wat wood happn if u had a wooden car with wooden seats wooden tyres & a wooden engine?
It wooden't start!!

Kapde silwana hai to dhundo koi darji..
wah awh
kapde silwana hai to dhundo darji..
wah wah
Boost is d secret of my energy!!

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